--> iKenduri Kahwin @ UNITEN

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I'm gonna let the photos do the talking!

A Turkish guy with a Malay Girl

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--> Usop Sontorian & Keluang Man; Ingat Lagi?

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Usop oh Usop...Kau memang terbaik!

Aku rasa korang yang berumur lebih kurang (20 tahun) mesti tahu kartun-kartun Malaysia yang dua ni. Watak-watak kartun ni selalu menceriakan senja kita kan? Dulu aku selalu lengahkan waktu solat maghrib semata-mata nak tunggu kartun ni habis. Eh, dulu maghrib lambat tau, so kalau sembahyang pukul 8 tu masih panjang lagi tau...hehe. Tapis sekarang dah tak lagi, so adik-adik kat luar sana jangan ikut perangai abang Rizal okay? hehe

Keluang Man and Tiong Man...Korang selalu bagi aku ketawa...Thanks ek!

Keluang Man ye, bukan Kluang...Kluang tu daerah kat Johor sana nun. AKu suka jugak la kartun ni tapi aku suka Usop Sontorian lagi kot rasanya. Keluang man ni kira penyelamat nusa dan bangsa Malaysia la kononnya walaupun diorang tinggal di hospital mental. Grand tak? haha. Aku suka sangat slang inspektor dalam cerita ni, aku tak ingat nama dia tapi aku selalu ajuk...hehe...aku bukan racist!

They are not my childhood superheroes but I love watching their actions! 

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--> The Creative Site of Gigi Susu

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Look at my sign; the site for creative writing and of course I love visiting creative sites on the net. Reading those materials makes me laugh and cry (not really lol). There are lots of people with great imagination that confidently step in front to present their creativity. I am one of those even though I am not that good. Recently, I went for this site and read loads of entry and they are awesome. You can't get this kind of chance of finding this amazing blog because it is rare. 

http://mymilktoof.blogspot.com/

This is the banner and the highlighted url is the url to the blog or course. The story of the author is totally interesting. She is Inhae Renee Lee. When she was young, she placed her baby teeth under her pillow and when she woke up, she found a shiny new quarter. However, whatever happened to those little teeth? Where did they go? Would she ever see them again?

The teeth are given names - ickle and Lardee. 

ickle - Is a smart and curious toof who loves to read books. Other interests include cutting coupons, nibbling on furniture, and David Bowie.

Lardee - Is the loveable, slightly pudgy toof who can be found following ickle around the house. If in need of a toy, Lardee has a magical red bag with an endless supply.

These are the pictures of them...sooo cute

They went fishing...

They are cooking the fish they catched...

They are sleeping together....

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--> Kisah Buah-buahan Bernyawa

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Since this is the page for creative writings, you should read this creative tale I've made.

Limau yang sebiji tu mungkin bercakap macam ni,

"Pehal la diorang tu mengata aku? Aku bukan ada salah apa pun, just jus aku banyak je."

Limau yang dua biji tu pulak,

Limau 1: "Aku harap-harap dia akan dipilih untuk dijadikan just tropicana twister"

Limau 2: "Kan? Biar padan dengan muka dia"

"Ampuni aku tuan. Aku enggak bersalah dong!"

"Arghh..macem-macem lagi ini anak. Sudah mahu mati banyak ngomong lagi.

"Aku muda lagi dong mas. Masih belum punya pacar. Maafin aku mas"

"Enggak ada maaf-maaf segala. Muktamad!"

"Adeh! Sakitnya!"

3 jam sebelum:

Aku hanya sebiji epal hijau yang hidup sebatang kara. Aku lambat ranum. Adik-beradikku yang lain sudah menjadi merah, tapi aku? Masih hijau mentah.

Aku tak pasti apa yang bakal terjadi kepada diriku. Aku dibawa ke Tesco untuk dijual. Tiada sesiapa pun yang membeliku lagi. Akankah aku dibeli?

Aku terfikir akan nasibku nanti apabila ada manusia yang membeli aku. Akankah aku dilayan baik olehnya? That's the secret I'll never know.xoxo.

Gemilang itu semakin, pasti ku genggam...gemilang suara, keyakinan kian dalam...lalala

"Adehh...boleh pekak kalau macam ni hari-hari. Bodohnya manusia yang letak earphone kat telinga aku ni! Macam mana aku nak tanggalkan? Aku tak ada tangan, tak ada kaki. Aku dianayai oleh manusia! Argghhh...Tension!

Moral of the story:

Tak ada moral sebenarnya. Ada peringatan je.

* Jangan dengar lagu kuat-kuat. Boleh merosakkan pendengaran anda. Ingat!

* Jangan beli iPod. Mahal kot hehe.

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--> Punca Sebenar Air Asia Terhempas

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Kuala Lumpur: Sebuah kapal terbang Milik Air Asia Sdn. Bhd baru-baru ini dikhabarkan terhempas teruk sewaktu penerbangan berjalan dengan lancarnya. Kemalangan yang mengakibatkan semua penumpang, juruterbang serta pramugari dan pramugara menerjah maut itu dipercayai tiada kena mengena dengan isu kegagalan jururterbang mengawal pernerbangan mahupun isu berkaitan rasuah. Ianya berpunca daripada serangan makhluk angkasa yang hanya mahu dikenali sebagai The Great Atom.

Setelah disiasat oleh pihak yang bertanggungjwab, terdapat beberapa faktor yang mendorong makhluk angkasa lepas itu untuk menyerang penerbangan lancar tersebut. Antaranya adalah zon penerbangan yang terlalu tinggi oleh juruterbang dan keganasan angkasa yang berpunca daripada peperangan galaksi yang kian meruncing. Salah seorang mangsa, iaitu juruterbang itu sendiri dikhabarkan tidak mengikut perancangan asal penerbangan yang dianjurkan oleh syarikat penerbangan tersebut. Mungkin beliau terlupa akan kata-kata pepatah Melayu, biar lambat asal selamat. Namun, masa tidak boleh diundur da ianya sudah terlambat untuk dikesalkan.

Orang ramai yang berada di tempat kejadiaan dikatakan masih lagi berada dalam ketakutan dan ada juga yang mengalami histeria kuat. Akibat daripada itu, Hospital Besar Kuala Lumpur (HKL) telah dibanjiri oleh saudara mara mangsa trauma bagi mendapatkan kisah sebenar. 

"Kami datang ke sini demi mendapatkan buah mulut daripada sumber pertama sendiri mengenai kecelakaan tersebut" ujar Salleh bin. Yaakob iaitu bapa kepada salah seorang pejalan kaki yang berada di tempat kejadian.

Mayat-mayat yang bergelimpangan masih belum dapat dikenal pasti gerangannya akibat kehangusan yang terlampau. Pakar-pakar forensik diberitakan menghadapi kesukaran bagi mengenal pasti identiti mangsa. Salah satu faktornya adalah desakan daripada waris mayat itu sendiri yang menginginkan pengesahan segera daripada pihak forensik Malaysia.

"Meraka sepatutnya profesional. Buat kerja senang macam ini pun lembab!" Kata salah seorang bapa mangsa pramugari. Walaubagaimanapun, tiada setitik pun air mata jatuh di pipinya ketika memberi kenyataan. 

Kerajaan Malaysia kini berhadapan masalah besar dengan kerajaan Jepun rentetan isu ini. Menteri Luar Malaysia tidak dapat memberi apa-apa komen akibat daripada kehibaan beliau mengenai kes tertera. Namun, dipercayai bahawa ianya ada bersangkutan dengan kelemahan kerajaan negara berkenaan dalam usaha membanteras makhluk angkasa daripada menyerang Bumi. Ultraman juga tidak dapat menghurai lanjut mengenai hal ini kerana iainya berlaku di luar kawalan dan jangkaan beliau.

"Saya juga ada life kot. Tak dapat la nak jaga bumi setiap hari. Anda semua tidak adil! Terlalu sengang menunding jari kepada pihak yang tidak bersalah!" kata Doresushi Suneozuka iaitu Ultraman buat ketika ini. 

Sekian, berita paparan iGossip untuk TV 42 inci. 

Sumber: igossiprizal.blogspot.com

p/s: Cerita di atas adalah rekaan imaginasi saya sahaja. Terima kasih.

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--> Barbie is Under Great Pressure

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As you might know, Barbie is a world icon. lol. She inspires and influences people regardless of  gender. Baby girls, grown up teenagers love this girl very much. For them, she is perfect - perfect face, perfect skin, perfect appearance and perfect voice. She's rich and has her own broadcasting production where she is the lead role for all movies and singer for the soundtracks. Wow! she's damn talented! But do you know that Barbie is under a great pressure now? I met her and she was pathetic. Here are some pictures - they are illegal but sorry Barbie, we are not friends anymore. You sucks! lol.

Barbie was so depressed and she decided to hook up with one of the co-star in the Barbie as Rapunzel. She did not use any prevention and so did the actor without the rubber. Sad to say but Barbie, "KO DAH TAK MARKET!" lol. How will she survive with that belly? 

OMG! Are you kidding me? Yeah I know, you might have some pity on her but forget it. She has to be responsible on her doings. Doesn't she? She started to smoke and she is so ignorance! Smoking can cause miscarriage you dumb blonde! lol. And look at her fashion sense, it doesn't even make any sense after all. lol. 

And sometimes she told me that she felt like a zombie. Manager, paparazzi and fans keep telling her to do that, to do this which she doesn't even like. She claimed, "I love my life and I should do what I want to. You people are so mean towards me" - She cried and luckily no mascara was put on. 

"I want to be like Amy Winehouse! because I find her lovely and sexy in her own style" - Barbie, 2011. Does she look similar with Winehouse? HELL NO! She looks like a beggar begging for some money to do make over. Sure, Barbie doesn't have anymore saving at this moment. But I don't care! lol

This is Barbie's mother, Barbara. lol. Isn't she looks better than her daughter? She told the media, "Barbie is my only daughter, just that I am prettier". Harian Petrol, 2011. "However, I can't blame her for her hard situation now because, without her money all this while, I won't be able to look this wonderful. Thanks honey for the pedi and meni! I'll look after you, don't worry that much", she added. 

So people, stop forcing our Barbie to do reckless things anymore. I'm begging you even though we are not friends any longer. I just want the old Barbie that we all used to love. Spread this news so that public can understand the life of a Diva. Oh ya! I'm looking forward to meeting with the press to claim my pay for this revelation. $$$

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--> Tale Of an Idiot

Salam

this is just a tale of an idiot

don't get me wrong 

because i am not talking about anyone

here is a girl

she is so dumb

she goes to school 

but she sits in the dumbest class

here is a girl

she is so stupid

she goes to swimming pool

but she drowns with no help

here is a girl

she is so moron

she goes to Paris

but she loses her passport

here is a girl

she has no brain

she knows that Elvis Presley had died

but she wants to buy the ticket to his concert

finally the girl becomes a women

she is no more

a dummy, stupid, moron

she is more to have brain now

she married to a stupid guy

they both live miserably 

she is so stressed

then she commits suicide

that is a story a stupid girl

P/s: it is my fmw (five minutes writing)

i am so bored now in class

nothing much to say

just..........

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--> great bear, little bear

hallo readers

this is a fairytale

a Greek Mythology

taken from:

http://www.nmm.ac.uk/stories-of-the-skies/great-bear-little-bear/story/

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--> The Short Story of a Cute Bear

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Once upon a time,

lived a cute bear named Doffie

She was so cute, the cutest in the jungle,

the heir to the throne of King Bear

His father was damn rich; the owner of Bear Grrrr King

a nice and humble king as well

One day, Doffie would like to buy a car

She wanted a BMW

Her father bought it, but she crashed it

The next day,  Doffie would like to buy a house

She wanted her own castle

Her father built  one to her, but she destroyed it

The next few days, Doffie would like to go to Paris for shopping

She wanted 1 Million Euro and her father gave his credit card but she spent all the money

One sunny day, Doffie wanted to get married

She wanted a handsome prince and her father found one

but there was a surprise

Who was his husband?

A bee and the prince

Because of the the pressure and stressful life, Doffie kept eating days & night

Her husband became thinner and thinner because his kingdom and himself 

can't provide more honey anymore

his husband died

and now

if you open Doffie's facebook

you'll see

Relationship Status:

Widowed

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--> The Tale of Orion

hallo readers

This is a fairytale a Greek Mythology

taken from:

http://www.nmm.ac.uk/stories-of-the-skies/orion/story/the-story-of-orion-the-hunter/*/viewPage/1

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--> cerita diriku untuk tatapan dirimu

aku hidup sendirian

mak dan ayah tinggalkan aku

sejak aku masih kecil lagi

mereka bercerai

mak kata,

ayah penagih dadah, kaki judi

aku hidup sendirian

pergi sekolah sorang-sorang

ada kawan, tapi meraka semua jahat

aku selalu kena buli

kena kutuk

dan yang paling menyedihkan

bekal makanan selalu kena rampas dengan gangster sekolah

perut aku selalu lapar

bila balik rumah

aku selalu kena marah

baju seluar kotor kena tendang dengan pembuli

bila mengadu kelaparan

aku mesti kena rotan

badan aku penuh dengan parut hasil tindakan mak

aku selalu menangis

tapi siapa yang dengar?

hanya Allah sahaja yang tahu

sekarang aku dah dewasa

seorang remaja!

aku belajar di universiti

aku bukan lagi seorang yang lemah

namun

aku menjadi seorang remaja yang bermasalah

aku suka berfoya-foya

aku kaki arak

aku kaki judi

aku kaki disco

aku selalu berzina

ayah + ibu

pergi mati la korang berdua!!!

suatu hari

aku balik kampung

itu pun sebab pak cik aku suruh

katanya ibu sakit

aku malas nak mati nak tengok muka orang tua tu

nak mati pun menyusahkan orang

pergi la mati!!!

aku tak menitiskan air mata pun

sikit pun tidak!

5 tahun kemudiaan

aku dah berkahwin

isteri mantap!

anak comel-comel

aku besarkan mereka dengan kasih sayang yang amat sangat

tapi...setelah mereka besar

aku dibuang

aku didera

aku sakit akibat strok

kencing, berak suma tak dibersihkan

mereka memaki hamun aku

aku dihina

aku dikatakan menyusahkan mereka

aku pergi menghadapNya dalam diam

tiada siapa peduli

isteriku pergi dahulu akibat disimbah air panas oleh anak-anakku

aku berdosa Ya Allah

ibu ayah!!!

aku berdosa

namun sudahku tahu

tempatku di

NERAKA!!!

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