---> iKelakar: Nenek, Ubi dan Politik!

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Situasi sebenar : Seorang nenek pegi kedai beli ubi, tiba-tiba dilanggar beca lalu mati ditempat kejadian.

Buletin Utama - "Nenek meninggal dunia, pemandu beca dicari."

Harian Metro - "Hangat! Nenek mati dengan ubi di tangan." ... ... ...

Utusan Malaysia - "Nenek mati dilanggar beca satu propaganda pembangkang?" 

Harakah - "Kami tiada beca."

Malaysiakini - "Beca langgar lari bukti kerajaan makan rasuah." 

Twitter @NajibRazak - "Nenek sanggup mati kerana ubi, menunjukkan ubi 1Malaysia berkualiti dan digemari rakyat!"

Blog Melayu paranoid - "Keraguan sijil halal ubi mungkin punca nenek mati dilanggar beca."

Ibrahim Ali - "Sampai bila kita nak tengok nenek-nenek Melayu mati dilanggar beca akibat ubi orang Cina dan India? Melayu perlu bangun menentang!"

Pancaindera - "Kisah nenek dilanggar beca diabadikan dalam filem terbaru David Teo, Beca Gangster."

Mangga - "Makan Ubi untuk kekal seksi"

Mastika - "Misteri penarik beca: temubual eksklusif dengan hantu ubi."

Samy Vellu - "Beca tak bayar tol dicari"


p/s: Rekaan semata-mata dan dicedok daripada status Facebook seseorang hehe

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--> iNfo Sifat Anak Mengikut Turutan Keluarga

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ANAK SULUNG

- Cakap serupa bikin
- Cemerlang daripada adik-adik yang lain
- Suka mengawal
- Suka mmimpin
- Pandai berdikari
- Manja sedikit, mengada-ngada
- Patuh pada printah
- Kuat cemburu
- Mudah perasan
- Sesuai bekerja dalam bidang politik, doktor, peguam, akitek?

ANAK TENGAH

- Bagus jadi sebagai orang tengah
- Pendamai
- Selalu dapat barang second-hand
- Tenang, Diplomatik
- Mudah berkawan
- Tidak tetap pendirian
- Pandai menyimpan rahsia
- Suka ambil jalan tengah

ANAK BONGSU (aku anak bongsu)

- Berani (mesti la, tapi aku takut hantu)
- Bertolak ansur (harus!)
- Seorang yang kreatif (hehe kinda, suka berkhayal gak)
- Kelakar, peramah (hehe...wink*)
- Terlampau manja (memang!)
- Pentingkan diri sendiri (tak jugak)
- Suka ambil ksempatan terhadap orang lain (eh mana ada!)
- Seuai bekerja sebagai guru, pensyarah serta pengedar (bakal guru, pengedar apa tu?!)

ANAK TUNGGAL

- Yakin pada diri sendiri
- Buat kerja sendiri, teliti
- Bermotivasi - bercita-cita tinggi
- Pandai bantu orang
- Pentingkan diri sendiri
- Mengada-ngada - Tak mahu mengalah
- Kadang-kadang sombong
- Cerewet, kritikal

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--> iPuisi: Aku dan Dia

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Kali ni aku nak kongsi satu puisi yang menyayat hati...gitu la kan...? Puisi ni menang untuk Minggu Kesenian Islam baru-baru ni di Institut Pendidikan Guru Kampus Bahasa Antarabangsa. Hayati dan ambil iktibar okay?

Bandingkan haiwan dan manusia...renung-renungkan dan selamat beramal

Berhembus angin malam

Sayup-sayup kedengaran bunyi cengkerik

Sebak hati perasaan ditanam

Mengenang dosa perit yang kini kian menjerit

Dosa, Dosa, Dosa

Diriku bergelumang dengan perkara-perkara hina

Mindaku tiada fokus mencari jalan sehala

Jiwaku tiada tenteram mengenang nasib di sana

Harapanku punah mengenangkan dosa yang mendewa

Titisan air mata tiada lagi henti

Hanya Dia memahami rahsia bisikan hati

Hanya Dia ketahui nasibku di kemudiaan hari

Semuanya Dia

Namun malangnya aku

Telah terlewat untukku bersujud

Sampanku, dayungku, hanyut dibawa arus

Akhlakku, akidahku, rosak sekaligus

Masihkah Dia mendengar luahanku ini?

Masihkah Dia terima taubat untukku bersuci?

Tenanglah wahai diriku

Dia Maha Pengampun, Maha Agung

Kau makhluk ciptaanNya yang serba kekurangan

Tiada terlindung daripada calar keduniaan

Kesilapan, kerana kau seorang insan

Pohonlah, pohonlah dan pohonlah

Ucaplah dua kalimah syahadah

Tunaikanlah lima waktumu tanpa leka

Patuhlah tuntutan puasamu yang tertera

Belanjakan hartamu di jalan Pencipta

Tawaf dirimu pabila berharta

InsyaAllah, lebar jalanmu ke pintu syurga.

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--> iNews: Kejamnya Proses Pengguguran Bayi

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--> iFree Write on Friday

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Alhamdulillah, I've finished my hectic week and another hectic one is coming next week. This weekend will be hectic as well since there will be two three more examination papers to cover. How cool is that? Yeahh! Very cool!

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--> Tiramisu For My Belated Birthday

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Please don't drool yourself looking at this delicious Tiramisu.

Farouk, Me & Yazid

Thanks to Farouk Harun for this pre-birthday present. He said another present is coming, ooo I can't wait. I'm wondering what it would be.

The picture above was taken last night when I was eating Tiramisu and it has been uploaded on Facebook. It got a huge hit of 'Like'(s) haha. Thanks everybody.

About Farouk: 

*  My senior

*  Studies at Macquarie University, Australia.

*  Doing TESL program 

*  Very friendly

*  Loves watching Gossip Girl

*  His blog: http://faroukharun.blogspot.com/

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--> iBlogger: Nabil Aizat Abdul Rahman

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Jengah la blog mamat ni! The contents are great, the writing is awesome and the photos are amazing! Aku jumpa blog ni waktu blogwalking tahun bila entah la dan aku rasa blog Nabil ni amatlah menarik..(okay, repetition) lol. 

* He loves cooking and baking

* His favourite recipe site is http://allrecipes.com/

* Studies in Germany

* From Subang

* Kawan baik Hanis Zalikha

* Dia balas semua komen tau! It denotes that he is such a friendly guy. 

Twitter...Facebook...MSN... Find it all in his blog!

Kalau korang nak tengok tempat-tempat menarik, silalah berkunjung ke blog ni. You'll be amazed with the photos taken by him and also drooling after the scrumptious foods he makes. So, what are you waiting for? Check out this cool blog right now! Jom!!! http://nabeyl.blogspot.com/

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--> iSay Bila Hati Dah Putus Asa

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Here I am, Still standing because of YOu, YOu and YOu

There are times when you feel extremely weak about things around you. When the time comes, you must be thinking of giving up and there is where you go wrong. I've been in the situation where I was almost giving up everything I have. I never felt that down in my entire life. Then I realized that I still have three basic things to think of - family, friends and Allah.

Then I came with a solution which was to pray my hardest and hoping that Allah will bring me through the road full of obstacles. I was very desperate, down and had nowhere to cry on. 

I was lucky that I got to know that I can actually talk to my family members. I called my sister that very night and surprisingly, she was being very caring and understanding. I'd never talk to my sister about my problem before, SERIOUSLY. 

I realize that I will always have strong people called friends standing right next to me either in the light or in the dark. Thanks everybody for taking me with you guys in this long road. I know i would have died without your presence. 

Allah. Alhamdulillah...Thank you very much. I know those people won't happen to help me, to be there if it wasn't because of You. You are the Almighty, the Most Gracious and the Most Benevolent. Thanks for giving me a good family and beautiful friendship. 

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--> iWrite Wordless Saturday

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--> iSlam: Bandingkan Solat Kita Dengan Para Rasul & Mereka!

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Kak Long Zati, Angah Jujue and Aku, Rizal @ TESL Night 2011, IPBA, Kuala Lumpur...   

 
1          Ruginya muka handsome tapi tak solat! Nabi Yusuf yang handsome pun solat...

2          Ruginya muka cantik tapi tak solat! Saidatina Aisyah yang cantik pun solat...

3          Ruginya orang kaya tak solat! Nabi Sulaiman yang kaya pun solat....

4          Ruginya orang miskin yang tak solat! Nabi Muhammad S.A.W yang miskin pun solat...

5          Ruginya budak-budak tak solat! Hasan dan Husin pun solat...

Bersolatlah sebelum solat anda dihitung.

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--> iShare Bingkisan Dari Perancis

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These are the photos of one of my friends, Athir in France. He is also my Abang Seguru who learns Silat together with me. He has taken his flight away to France after raya to further his studies. He is a very good friend and can't wait to meet him as soon as he coming back. 

...a guy with Japanese blood...

Musee de l'ouvre

Thanks for everything Athir! Have a great journey over there and come back to Malaysia in one piece. I'll be there if there is a chance. :)

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--> iCreative Bila Haiwan Jadi Mutan

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Kali ni aku nak tulis secara ringkas. Nak berkongsi sedikit gambar-gambar yang sangat menarik dengan korang semua. Untuk maklumat dan gambar yang lebih lanjut, sila rujuk ke website ini.

Mesin jahit ni haha

Pengsan kalau firaun tengok kucing ni...

USB kot kat ekor dia...

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--> iBlogger: Kak Senduk

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Terbaik dari ladang. This is all can say about this cool blogger, Kak Senduk. His writing always makes me  laugh. Everyone who undergoes a serious tension or stressful life is recommended to read this blogger's piece of writing. I am sure you won't regret. It's worth reading y'all.

Banner Kak Senduk Uols :) Jangan lupa melawat...

Latest entry giteuwwww

Kau mampoo followers seramai ni? Tak mampoo kan? haha.

Anyway, I wish Kak Senduk will always achieve successful agenda in everything he does. Keep on updating your blog and we're all gonna keep on reading it.

Majulah S E N D U K untuk negara.

P/s: Memang takkan rugi korang baca blog yang best dan awesome ni...!

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--> iSad: Binatang Juga Ada Perasaan...Sedih

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Taken from: My senior's Blog...

Waiting for someone? Or that 'someone' left her alone?

Giving up her life because no one cares...

I was born anyway and they want me away...

Stop Animal Abuse!

To support the animals, please have a visit on this page. Don't cry and do nothing, but have the gut to think of any possible move to help these animals. The are just like humans with feelings, it just that we don't understand their languages. I bet if we do, we'll cry a night over listening to the hardship and suffers they went through.

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